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Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game

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People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers' roster off the face of the earth.

Channel: Shows
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: TheOnion

Length: 32:21
Rating: 4.749196
Views: 249251

Tags: Sports  Basketball  nba  clippers  onion  satire  comedy  funny  

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lmeister3 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
You just don't hear "Thank God they all died" on the news anymore.
guesswhostalkin (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
234 people are clippers fans
shakinghip (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
"None of them were capable of finding the emergency exits""thank god"
TitWarlord (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
clippers is a gay name
ProffesorChaosesFile (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
I just want to be clear all the clippers are dead. Thank god.
mnewby82 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
What do you expect? The Clippers are a terrible team and a lousy franchise. Tell Don Sterling to sell the team and have them move to Anaheim and change the team name, he's just a bad owner who done noting with them since 1981. 29 years and 2 winning seasons, blame the bad ownership and poor management for the franchise's failures
danielsnotcool (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
too bad it wasnt the lakers :O
Unknown21714 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
What's odd is that if anything like this ever happens, then the Catastrophe Rule comes in: an emergency expansion draft in which every team can only protect four or five guys. Then that team (the one suffering from tragedy) gets the top pick of the next draft (plus its own pick). According to Bill Simmons.
whatismusik (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
"Thank God they all died. Now, did any Clippers players make it out alive?""No.""Good."
fam134man (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
lmfaooo thisd shit is jokes lmaoo

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